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UNABLES is all about physics, puzzles and comedy. Welcome to a world where characters are so lazy, that even the player is unable to control them. Take matters into your own hands by controlling the environment instead, with the innovative gameplay mechanics
THROW EVERYONE AROUND
The game comes equipped with a 360degree, slowmotion precision controls to sway, spin, push, shove and catapult everything and everyone on screen. No outlaw, zombie, or procrastinating vampire is safe anymore. Use physics to solve puzzles, complete quests, unlock peculiar levels, and reveal all the secrets
IF YOURE UNABLE TO CONTROL THE CHARACTERS …
Imagine a world with everyone just lying down, doing absolutely nothing at all. Welcome to the reality of UNABLES. Folks too lazy to put their pants on, wrestlers that prefer resting to wrestling, Kaijus getting seated, instead of wrecking cities… Lets do something about it.
Hangover dude needs help getting ready for work We can help him. Dracula getting cold feet, avoiding marriage We can make him. Inmates unwilling to escape prison Duh
… TAKE CONTROL OF THE STAGE
In UNABLES you take matters into your own hands. Picture each level as a nicely set table, but youve just had enough. Enough is enough Being unable to control characters directly, grab the stage by the bowels and flip that table upsidedown like the dinner was salty.
THROW EVERYONE AROUND
Hygge no more. UNABLES comes equipped with a 360 degree, slowmotion precision controls to sway, spin, push, shove and catapult everything and everyone on screen. No outlaw, zombie, no procrastinating vampire, robot, babooshka and no sleeping beauty is safe anymore. Not even dinosaurs and dinosaurs went extinct millions of years ago. Theyre all lazy, so throw them around like they throw excuses. Aim well to score some bonus points.
Its not like anyone here stands up and says you cant.
SOLVE PUZZLES UNCOVER SECRETS
UNABLES bottles up fresh gameplay and design aspects you have never seen before, as well as some ideas you have probably seen a lot. Use physics to solve puzzles and complete quests, unlock all peculiar levels and reveal the secrets
YOURE DOING THIS FOR GOOD REASONS
Forget what we said earlier. UNABLES is not just a physics based, puzzle comedy game about throwing lazy characters around the stage in slowmotion. Its a lifestyle and a socially also physically unconscious antimovement. Whats in it for you
INNOVATIVE GAMEPLAY physicsbased, upsidedown worldflippin havok,
NICE ON THE EYES CARTOON ART STYLE top notch visuals for your top notch tastes,
15 UNIQUE LEVELS each one with a twist, so give it a fresh approach,
STANDUP SITDOWN COMEDY SHOW live, funny and interactive,
UNLOCKABLES, SECRETS AND RANDOM SURPRISES find out for yourself, no spoilers
MOTION CAPTURE PERFORMANCE with a total 0kb of data.
The second I read the blurb, I knew I was in trouble. Moreover, Im lucky I didnt break a controller as I failed repeatedly. Yet, UNABLES tickled me in a way that other games havent. The bizarre blend of genres and the excellent visuals were great. Furthermore, the witty dialogue will make you smile. Accordingly, though it is painful to play, I love it and I recommend buying it here Can you keep your cool and find every item Twist the perspective, throw the protagonists, and complete every stage.
7 10.0 Movies Games and Tech
6.8 10.0 Nindie Spotlight
UNABLES just feels like something that we should have enjoyed. The presentation is meticulous, reminiscent of the PS3 and 360 classic, Pain, in the way it drags thrills out of ragdoll physics. Care has been lavished on UNABLES, yet we cant reciprocate with care of our own. We just didnt like it much at all, and we cant fathom how things got to that point.
6 10.0 TheXboxHub
