Johnny B. Truant Fat Vampire Now a TV series Reginald The Vampire Kindle
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PRETTY VAMPIRES SUCK
When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a coworker who doesnt make fun of him, its his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousandyearold vampire.
And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, its just Reginalds further bad luck that he wakes to discover hes become the slowest, weakest, most outofshape vampire ever created doomed to heal to his corpulent self for all of eternity.
But as Reginald struggles with the downsides of being a fat vampire too slow to catch people to feed on, mocked by those he tries to glamour, assaulted by his intended prey and left for undead, he discovers rare powers in himself that few vampires have and just in time, because the Vampire Council wants him destroyed as an inferior representative of their race.
